Movie Date Protocol!

Movie dates can be fun, if you plan them well. I mean you have to get it right why you’re going to watch a movie or asking someone out for a movie in the first place. Is it just to get some cookie? Or do you really want to watch it? Or do you just want to spend time with each other? (aww cute). Now, since this post will or might benefit some I'll try to write it from a third party perspective. 

If she accommodates you for a movie date;

•          It might be that she wanted to watch this movie.
•      You are good company.
•      She must really like you enough to watch a bad movie with you.

So, dear men..when you take a girl out on a movie date, couple of things to keep in mind. Make a checklist in case you can’t remember this:

1.  Always ask the girl what movie she wants to watch. Advantage – you can guess by her choice what her mood is. Also, you get to know what her genre is.
2. Never be late for a date.
3. Choose the seats well. They should be appropriate as per the movie and the time and the mood. 
4. If she's with you, make sure she knows she's with you. A hand on the lower back while guiding her to seat ALWAYS works.
5. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT buy chocolates for her during interval time. I mean what are you, five? She’s come from work, especially for an evening/night show, she probably is hungry, GET HER REAL FOOD!
6. Compliment her on whatever she is wearing. She must have tried to look good even if she came directly from work. Calling her a "Russian" is NOT A COMPLIMENT.
7. When she leans into you, there’s your cue dummy.
8.  If you are holding her hand, caress it once in a while, look at her and smile to let her know you are alive.
9.  Also, dude what the fuck is 'hand on the thigh' thing. Either you are interested in grazing it or touching it or tracing it. DO SOMETHING. It’s not an arm rest.
10. Offer dinner, even though she might refuse at first but OFFER.
11.  Manners are a big thing.
12. Be interesting enough so that she does not check her phone or DO NOT CHECK your phone during your time with her. Did someone close or important die? NO, I think you can let the phone be for 2 hours. You asked her out, you shouldn't be more interested in updating your status or having conversations with your friends or strangers. 
13. DO NOT CHECK OUT OTHER WOMEN WHEN ON A DATE.
14. Dude, don’t ever discuss money when on a date or after or at all. If she is a gold digger she will never pay, if you have an issue, don't ask her out. If she is the one to take out her wallet and hell even pays a couple of times, she’s a keeper.

Thank me later and don't make her regret her decision!