Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Facebook Fright!

Now, all of us ladies know that life being a woman is punitive. There are factors and situations which are beyond our control, so let me not get into the minutiae. All I will say is that among the much aggravation we go through, from being physically agitation to mental and emotional harassment, thanks to social media; we have losers pestering us online. So, I thought why not, since a blog is an avenue that reaches out to people, here are just few of the missives that will help you experience what we go through as women. So here you go, just a preview of our lives:


pacakages
good things come in diff packages,,,dunt they???

wow
hello ******, honestly u looking so hot and gorgeous, i'm Manish from new delhi, a graphic gesigner, would u like to friendship wd me, reply me, i shall wait for that, bye good night

hi
jst wnt thru ur profile n i saw ur pix n i was really carried away...............so i tot of sending u this msg kyunki baat karne se baat banti hai

hi ******
i knw it wuld sound weird but i was jst browsin on fb n smehw went in2 ur profile n jst thought 2 hv a casual frendshp wid u...if u dont mind

hi dear hello, i m yash n ur pic is luking ccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo cccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwweeeeeeettttttttttttttttttt realy, babye dear tc good nyt swt drmz, b happy n keep smiling olways

hiiiiiiiiiii
i'l jz write
so sweeet so beautiful evryday lika queeen on her throne don nobdy knowz hw she feeelz ****** lady 1day it'l b real....!!!
u'v gota mesmerisin countenence....!!!
lil bit mor so chk it out...!!!
ma tea'z gon cold m wndrin y i got outa bed at al morning rain cloudz on ma window i cnt seee at al e1 if i cud it al b gray bt ya pictur on ma wal it remindz me bt it aint so bad aint so bad....!!!
tc...!!!! au revoire...!!!

dear ****** THe first impression of your snap, you are straight forward, brilliant , an excellent woman already being made , a woman who will respect people in all walks of life . You are a great human being, caring, precise, gentlewoman, you will not hurt anyone from your heart, but you are capable of being blunt if required - probably unconsciously and then you might feel sorry, you are short tempered just for a moment But you will not express, You might cry within but you will not express outside You deserve to have a nice soul to join your journey in life and GOD never lets GOOD SOUL down , he will grant your wish in life. You have a personality that speak volumes , women will secretly admire your impeccable aroma, and men will love the soft heartedness of your soul which can be read thru your eyes - ****** thru this mail i m conveying there is an enigma in your name and you continue to behold the same. You will do very well in your life, i can read that , You will meet someone that your soul is seeking and you will get to know of that and that person will walk hand in hand and support you thru and thru even without your knowledge to give you the satisfaction of having been born , lived and succeeded, Your soul believes in a universal power pristine and pure and you have come with a purpose to accomplish, many souls will benefit from your soul and that will give you the happiness and joy of living. actually i m not some mahatma or antaryami but i have adone a course under the ageis of DRDO and der i learned the tecqnies of reading others personalities by seeing thier faces, i m major in the indian army, i have seen your profile in facebook.com while searching one of my old classmate profile. after seeing your profile and snap i could not resist asking u to be my friend, if u wish and i hope it will gonna be great interaction coz u and me r from totally different world (profession)altoghter. hope to get a early and postive respose from u . maj aman

Facebook User
hi dear i wanna b ur frnd plss add me

hey i must say tht u hv the beauty tht myths r about n i would regret not writing 2 sum1 so intriguing so y shouldnt i say hi 2 u
hi!!!!!!!!!!!

hlyoooo hw yew doin ji

Nice Pic & Beautiful Eyes.. few lines for your beautiful eyes.. Main teri mast nigahon ka bharam rakh lunga,,, Hosh aya bhi to keh dunga mujhe hosh nahin.. Thanks

hey hows u dear? can we be friends? do me a reply no matter what ever ur reply be, am waiting

hey GOGEOUS hwya doin?? js wndrn... if v cn b frnz hppy holi gal

u look heavenly awesome wid intresting profile , i like it ,m impress pleasure to add u miss heaven ?

Hey Sssup Miss !!!
Hope u Receive dis text in ur utmost well Condition.... Well to b Straight Enough,Saw ur Pro Randomly Nd Found u and ur Pro Interesting Enough to Interact did Soo Couldn't Resist my Fingers Sending u Request.. Soo do let me Know wid Wots the Catch!! Hit me back Asap, Bi Tc !!

Facebook User
u have beautiful smile n eyes....bt ur eyes says many things...always smile...as i am face reader thats y m saying it...tc ...

hey ******.. fb suggested me to add u as a frnd(under people u may know)..i viewd ur profile n saw ur pic n i thot dts pretty kewl suggestion coz leme tel u gal u rock i luv ur attitude u carry in ur pic... u r extrmely beautiful and gorgeous, alluring,sublime, appealing, beauteous, charming,well-formed, classy,gorgeous, , cute,pretty, pulchritudinous, delicate,ravishing, divine, elegant,radiant, excellent,admirable, exquisite, fair, fine, foxy, good-looking, grand, ideal, lovely,bewitching, magnificent,enticing, marvelous, nice, pleasing , refined,fascinating, resplendent, shapely, beauteous, splendid, dazzling,statuesque,delightful, stunning,graceful, superb,comely ,symmetrical, taking, wonderful,angelic ...phew dont know more words leme just say "******" it includes evrything i guess...ryt?

Abhishek Singhal
I wont force myself to have space in ur life...bcoz if u really knw my worth...u'l make one for me...goodmorning dear have a wonderful day..

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
r u into modeling business you got an attitude in ur pic i wish i could have the same

hey gorgeous mk friend pls send me add request with ur reply

Hey what's up, how u doing? Just came across your profile and felt that we can gell up if we talk on proper lines and would have things in common...Would u like to interact, if you not averse to new people...Flexible enuf...??

Hey hi, I had just gone through ur pics and liked them very much,they were nice.Would u like to be my friend forever. o dear i dont wanna loose u...waiting for u response

Would be pleasure to add u on my fb and bbm too.... Wont add u until ur prior permission..

hi ****** . Arsh dis side can i take few moments of your precious life ?

hey hi...hows u? hey u looks damn beautiful

hi hw r u would u like to make friendship with me

With all due Respect, Killer PHOTO
You are sooo beautiful! and Your smile could sell a half-million magazine covers.....
Regards, With Peace & Affection...

r u into modelling....?
r u into modelling....?

I'M SWEETEST boy & MY HOBBIES LIKE DANCEING , LISTING MUSIC & WATCHING TV.......................................

hi dear ,, how u doing ??? just saw you in 'ppl you mak know' ,,, sweet smile ,, wat u do dear ?? lik to know u more ,,

hiii ******  how r u ??? i m really very sorry if m bothering u by sending this msg.. I saw ur profile on facebook and really liked it so i felt like sending this msg to u . Actually i like to know & talk to different people, so it wud be a great pleasure for me if i get a chance to know u .. Plz let me know abt ur decision...i ll be waiting.. Take care

i really liked ur profile. kindly go thrumy profile & if u sincerely feel i deserve to be in ur friend list PLS add me. thanks. waiting for ur positive reply. hope to chat to u soon......the reason y i m asking u to send me add friend request is a way of expressing my respect to ur individuality as a woman.......hope to receive ur add friend request soon........... rest assuredu will always treasure our friendship...

hy have seen u smwhre.. i dnt rmmbr whre ?

Hey ******.. em male escort.. from india.. this is not my pic. if u want my pic. text me. i'll send u there.. if u want me to do somethng for u thn u can text over there.. i'll fullfil all ur needs.. it is secert between us.. dun worry i'll be there for u..

Hello Mam, How are you? Hope you will find this email in good mood and spirit.
Let me introduce myself, I am a professional Massager who worked in Thailand / Singapore / Germany and have started my set up in India.
I am professionally massage therapist. Should you require Fully Body massage, Head massage, Toe massage to rejuvenate your body and soul. I do waxing also.
I am available on call as per your convenience only........you can drop your number or message ....
Would love to hear from you soon...
Regards KM

Hey how r u doin...i like ur profile...for now nothin to talk much...bye byeee

U got such a simple, nice profile. Is it fine to be frens? Cheers, Sahil P.S.: Elegant Face..........

Hi.. sober, simple and gracious pic.. Regards, Sahil

How are you Sharmeen?

Sorry to text u without ur permission ... nice profile pic ... and u seems to be a creative person ....are u an interior designer

Facebook User:
Hiiiii..rohini..your beauty & splendour is most outrageous smile emoticon heart emoticon kiss emoticon heart emoticon

So...Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * pulls out all her hair and is currently bald*

No comments: